I’m posting this as a warning - my very best friend was recently cruelly eaten by badgers.
You see, the little known thing is, badgers are nearly unstoppable and, when hungry, also breathe fire. 71% of people won’t read this warning because they have already been eaten by badgers. Another 28% won’t because they are hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers awaiting the coming badgercalypse.
You have read this - you have the advantage. Be warned!